Q: If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich?
Q: What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey? A: The Blessed Bee!
Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch? A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all their overpriced crystals....
